August 02, 2004
I laughed because it's partly true.
Especially the useless knowledge part and the grammar part.
I hate it when people can't spell correctly.
I swear a lot but nothing irks me more than people who speak in street slang or are constantly misspelling shit.
You speak eloquently and have seemingly read every
book ever published. You are a fountain of
endless (sometimes useless) knowledge, and
never fail to impress at a party.
What people love: You can answer almost any
question people ask, and have thus been
nicknamed Jeeves.
What people hate: You constantly correct their
grammar and insult their paperbacks.
What Kind of Elitist Are You?
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July 17, 2004
Fantasy sex camp.
Sort of a meme.
Saw this at Joelles who saw it at Mikeys and from what I can gather, it's all Skits fault.
You have seven days of dream-dates (all of which, of course, end in mind-blowing sex, hence the title of the game). You are allowed to choose one celebrity date for each night of the week and one alternate for each night, in case your first choice dream date is, say, arrested or is away on location.
You're also allowed to have a "bull-pen"--people who are totally hot, but didn't make your top 14 for whatever reason.
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July 01, 2004
Movie meme.
I'm bored as you can see. I've broken up a few fights, calmed down from this mornings fun and now am doing memes. Join me.
Found at Lanis'.
You bold the ones you have seen, underline the ones that you own and, when you are done, you add three more that are not already on the list.
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April 26, 2004
It's not really a meme but uh, I didn't know where to put it.
So I was surfing around and I come across this test and I like tests. Tests can be fun. Wouldn't Mr. Lachance be happy to hear that? and anyway, it's like some sort of romance test and then when you finish the test, it's like a whole community of matches! Like people you click with and could hang with in your area! And it's free! And you can say just looking for friends and it was fun. Go take the OkCupid! Test and see what you get.
It says I'm a window shopper.
The Window Shopper
Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLDf)
Loving, hopeful, open. Likely to carry on an romance from afar. You are The Window Shopper.
You take love as opportunities come, which can lead to a high-anxiety, but high-flying romantic life. You're a genuinely sweet person, not saccharine at all, so it's likely that the relationships you have had and will have will be happy ones. You've had a fair amount of love experience for your age, and there'll be much more to come.
Part of why we know this is that, of all female types, you are the most prone to sudden, ferocious crushes. Your results indicate that you're especially capable of obsessing over a guy you just met. Obviously, passion like this makes for an intense existence. It can also make for soul-destroying letdowns.
Your ideal match is someone who'll love you back with equal fire, and someone you've grown to love slowly. A self-involved or pessimistic man is especially bad. Though you're drawn to them, avoid artists at all costs.
BEWARE: The Hornivore
CONSIDER: The Gentleman, The Loverboy
So then I finish the test and find out I can even get more specific if I just answer more questions. So ok, cool. Something to do when I get bored later.
Later days.
April 17, 2004
Dr. Phils test.
Your total score is 53
Interpretation of Results
Others see you as an exciting, highly volatile, rather impulsive personality; a natural leader, who's quick to make decisions, though not always the right ones. They see you as bold and adventuresome, someone who will try anything once; someone who takes chances and enjoys an adventure. They enjoy being in your company because of the excitement you radiate.
Heh. I scored better than Oprah.
Found at Sues'.
April 15, 2004
Bold the ones you've read.
Literary Test seen at Scotts
Author - Title
-- Beowulf
Achebe, Chinua - Things Fall Apart
Agee, James - A Death in the Family
Austen, Jane - Pride and Prejudice
Baldwin, James - Go Tell It on the Mountain
Beckett, Samuel - Waiting for Godot
Bellow, Saul - The Adventures of Augie March
Brontė, Charlotte - Jane Eyre
Brontė, Emily - Wuthering Heights
Camus, Albert - The Stranger
Cather, Willa - Death Comes for the Archbishop
Chaucer, Geoffrey - The Canterbury Tales
Chekhov, Anton - The Cherry Orchard
Chopin, Kate - The Awakening
Conrad, Joseph - Heart of Darkness
Cooper, James Fenimore - The Last of the Mohicans
Crane, Stephen - The Red Badge of Courage
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April 09, 2004
Meme meme bored.
Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says:
He is a smith and a master of all crafts, and he delights in works of skill, however small, as much as in the mighty building of old.
Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
Kali cat
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April 04, 2004
Master, master.
You are a MASTER of the English language!
While your English is not exactly perfect,
you are still more grammatically correct than
just about every American. Still, there is
always room for improvement...
How grammatically sound are you?
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I removed the picture because it was big, stupid and quizilla is always going down and you get that stupid red x.
Found at Micheles'.
*UPDATE*
Some asshole named Brent with some sort of Jrun program, is going around hitting blog comments. His ip is 24.171.134.102.
Have a nice day Brent.
March 04, 2004
Quizzes
You're Element is Night. You're a loner who is very
creative but never show your work to anyone.
You may smile a little but sadness or
loneliness surround you and other can feel it
when they're near you. You have a dark or
unusual beauty that makes you mysterious and
you probably have a lot of secrets that you've
never told anyone. You're beauty is intriging
and unorthidox but the real thing that makes
you special is your eyes. Something in them
makes them like "Diamonds in the
Rough."
What's Your Element(girls)? (PICTURES)
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