Damn it, Edie lives.
I wonder what they meant when they said she was going to make things bad for Carlos. Hrm.
Edie spilled it about Carlos talking about marriage. Carlos tells Gabby it was to make Edie feel better, I mean, she did try to kill herself even though she didn't really mean it.
Aha, blackmail.
Edie knows about the 10 million in a cayman Island bank account.
She tells Carlos that this relationship will work.

Lynette, poor Lynette. She should just tell her friends and her kids about her cancer. She can't keep this pace up as sick as she is.
But man oh man, I laughed my ass off when she barfed in that bitch moms high end handbag. *LOL*
Near the end of the episode, she finally has to tell everyone.
She didn't want their pity or sympathy.
I think that's how most people are.

Catherine Mayfair is back, yeah, I don't know who she is either, but apparently she lived on Wisteria lane before.
Mrs. McClusky of course, knows her secrets.
And it figures that Susan would be the one to find out Catherine's husband is a gyno. *LOL*
Menopause? Well, I guess they had to give Susan and Mike some new problem now that they're finally married. Couldn't keep up the will they won't they drama any longer.
Turns out she's pregnant.
Now her and Mike can have the baby they've been wanting.

What is up with Dylan, Catherine's daughter?
She doesn't remember Julie and her were best friends? How very odd.
Did she have some sort of accident and that's why they left Wisteria in the first place? Perhaps amnesia.
Julie doesn't think it's even the same girl.

Bree and Orson are having some small problems keeping the baby secret.
Mishap after mishap, one of these times they're gonna get busted.
After one incident at the bbq, she and Orson resolve to keep the act up till the end so the baby can have a better life, and Bree admits it's so she can have a second chance to be the best mom she wasn't with her first two children.

All the women make a pact to no longer keep any secrets from each other, even Bree joins, but as she does, she still keeps her hand on her fake baby belly.

The episode ends with the Mayfair's standing in an upstairs bedroom, talking about how this was the room, and Dylan wants to have it be her room. Catherine says no, her husband asks if they made a mistake moving back to Fairview, and she says "We didn't have a choice did we."

Hrm, the mystery deepens.