November 30, 2007

I know who killed me (2007)

I Know Who Killed Me is probably one of the worst movies I have ever seen.

It stars Lindsay Lohan, Julia Ormond and Neal McDonough, and a bunch of mostly unknown supporting actors.

Synopsis:

Aubrey Fleming (Lindsay Lohan) was living the small town life, until the day she was abducted by a sadistic killer. After a frantic search, Aubrey turns up alive, but changed. She is missing limbs, but has gained a new personality - that of bad girl Dakota Moss. Her parents and the FBI think she’s suffering from delusions, but if Dakota is just a trick of her mind, why do strange wounds keep appearing on her body? Desperate and alone, Aubrey must now unlock family secrets to unmask a mysterious killer with a deadly obsession.

Seriously, I find it almost impossible to even write this review it was so bad.
There was so much shifting going on between characters, back and forth in time, between them, semi-acid trippy visuals, stigmata references, and really bad acting.

Save your money, don't buy this one, don't even rent it. It's not worth it at all.
Complete and utter fucking trash.

Oh, who did it?
The piano teacher in what has to be the lamest killer plot I've ever seen.
What the fuck was with all the prosthetic legs?